Men are like....

1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like.Bananas .. The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like .Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like ..Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .....Mascara .. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Hmmm...#2 makes me think you should check out the book "1001 reasons cucumbers are better than men." I remember one of them: "You can fondle your cucumber in the grocery store and know how firm it is before you take it home."

Also "No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber."

#1 is my fav. Can you tell I'm dealing with pure male logic? Which makes absolutely no sense!

It's #8 for me. Thirty Seven years together and he's still a big doofus.

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